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The Scotsman Insults Death Battle!

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Published: Jun 3, 2017

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The Scotsman
First Appearance: Samurai Jack and the Scotsman

Feats:
-Was considered "most wanted man on the planet" in Aku's future until Samurai Jack came around
-Is one of the few people who can fight on par with Samurai Jack
-Teamed up with Samurai Jack to escape some bounty hunters and became friends with him
-Helped Jack regain his memories and free the prisoners from the Sirens who hypnotized them
-In elder years, led his clan and army of daughters to assault Aku's fortress
-Sacrificed himself to buy his forces time to escape from Aku
-Came back as a ghost after Aku killed him
-Went to Jack's rescue and fought Aku along with the other reinforcements

Physicality:

Strength:
-Consistently shown to be a match, if not stronger than Jack, who created a shockwave that destroyed a forest when he clashed with his evil self
-Carves a hole in a metal wall
-Destroy several robot alligators with headbutts
-Runs while carrying a giant turret and throws it caber toss style
-Nonchalantly knocks away an alien with a single punch
-Knocks away a massive viking with 2 blows
-Knocks out a giant monster with a single hook and drags it away
-Throws a robot through a wall
-Throws a skipping stone across the horizon

Speed:
-Fast enough to keep up with Jack, who dodged concentrated sunlight
-Agile enough to leap high in the air
-Dodges heavy gunfire on several occasions
-Can dash fast enough to get a head start in a race with Jack

Durability:
-Fought Samurai Jack for 50 hours and still had enough energy to run from bounty hunters
-Survives an incredibly long fall down a ravine
-Shrugs off being in an outhouse that was blown up by several missiles
-Laughs off getting bit in the arms by robot alligators
-Shrugs off the explosion of slamming said alligators together
-After destroying all the robot bounty hunters with Jack, the resulting explosion destroyed the town they were in, yet they were fine
-Is okay after having a castle collapse on top of him
-Was set on fire by an exploding bar but was more concerned with finishing his sentence than putting out the fire on his face
-Endures being strangled by the Sirens' monstrous form while playing his bagpipes

Weapons and Equipment:

Mystic Sword:
-A Claymore with magic runes carved into it
-Strong enough to clash with Jack's sword without breaking
-Allows The Scotsman to return as a ghost in case he dies

Machine Gun Leg:
-Has a machine gun for a peg leg

Gatling Gun Leg:
-Has upgraded his previous peg leg for a Gatling gun

Explosives:
-High powered explosives
-Powerful enough to blow up an entire ship

Bagpipes:
-The Scotsman's signature musical instrument
-Used to perform Celtic magic in his ghost form

Skills and Abilities:

Master Swordsman:
-Is consistently shown to be able to hold his own against Samurai Jack
-Has defeated hundreds of foes with his swordsmanship

Expert Brawler:
-A very capable close quarters combatant
-Slams 2 robot alligators together after they bit his arms
-Knocks away an alien with a single punch
-Takes out a viking twice his size with 2 blows
-Knocks out a lumbering beast with a hook
-Tosses a robot goon through a wall

Ghost Form:
-Form granted thanks to his enchanted sword
-If he dies, he will come back as a ghost
-As a ghost, he is at his physical prime with unlimited stamina and has other abilities

Flight:
-Can fly and create a walkway for his entire army of daughters to ride on

Intangibility:
-Can move through solid objects such as the ground

Sound Blasts:
-With his bagpipe, he can produce sound blasts as an attack
-His music can stagger Aku and knock away an Aku possessed Ashi away

Sound Barriers:
-With his bagpipes, he can create a large barrier for defense
-Blocks a rainstorm of Aku's spears to protect the army

Weaknesses:
-Is somewhat dimwitted
-Is rather hot tempered
-Can be somewhat arrogant
-Can't touch solid beings in his ghost form

("I might be old, but I've lived long enough t' see the world rise against yer tyranny. Admit it, yeh big oaf! You're scared! The Samurai is still out there, inspirin' people by the thousands! After all these years, you're powerless against him! You've been shiverin' like a wee baby hidin' in yer crib, afraid to show yerself, 'cause you know he's out there — and you can't to anything about it! *Gives a hearty guffaw* You're just a big baby! Why don't you go cry to yer mama?!")